We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website! We hope you think we’re as awesome as the Black community does! Check out these testimonials from our real life friends! Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. It makes me feel comfortable, because I am Black and that’s how Black folks talk to one another. I think he might mean me! Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how “articulate” I am! Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: “You’re so cool, you’re different, you’re not like other Black people! Sally’s always saying: “You go girl! Sally and Johnny are always going on and on about how Tiger Woods changed the face of golf, and the Williams Sisters changed the face of tennis! On and onlike, almost for too long!
Sally and Johnny love my hat! Like I’m a mouthpiece for many, many cultures of dark-skinned people. Sally uses a washcloth in the shower and scrubs herself! Johnny doesn’t smell like a wet dog when he gets rained on! Our White friends just don’t get it! Black people really do seem to love them! If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you’ve come to the right place. The song now playing is Danny’s Song by Kenny Loggins. If you’ve traveled through my pages, you know I have a different jukebox on most pages and at least one song on virtually all of them.
Since they’re already here, why not give others a chance to listen to them or download them without having to search through all my pages. So I decided to put this page up. Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? How Can I Leave You Again? If you have ever told, emailed, or otherwise communicated to me a music joke, thank you. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger. What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A fiddle is fun to listen to. Why are viola jokes so short? His wife replies, “I’d rather have you play me like a harmonica!
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. There’s not much room on this page,” he said. Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint: “Write your repertoire. Haven’t I seen your face before? You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. I gave your son violin lessons last winter. Sell it and buy a violin. How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up and make it into a xylophone. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, “Would you like a moment to tune? The bass player replied with some surprise, “Why? Isn’t it the same as last year?
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